Weekly Horoscope for Virgo

(AUGUST 23 - SEPTEMBER 22)



Song of the Week

I am gross and perverted
I'm obsessed 'n deranged
I have existed for years
But very little has changed
I'm the tool of the Government
And industry too
For I am destined to rule
And regulate you

I may be vile and pernicious
But you can't look away
I make you think I'm delicious
With the stuff that I say
I'm the best you can get
Have you guessed me yet?
I'm the slime oozin' out
From your TV set

You will obey me while I lead you
And eat the garbage that I feed you
Until the day that we don't need you
Don't go for help . . . no one will heed you
Your mind is totally controlled
It has been stuffed into my mold
And you will do as you are told
Until the rights to you are sold

That's right, folks... Don't touch that dial

Well, I am the slime from your video
Oozin' along on your livin' room floor
I am the slime from your video
Can't stop the slime, people, look'it me go

I am the slime from your video
Oozin' along on your livin' room floor
I am the slime from your video
Can't stop the slime, people, look'it me go


((( Frank Zappa & the Mothers - I am the Slime )))



Horoscope Cast for Monday, March 13th, 2017

by daniel "whelland" dowd

Weekly Horoscope for Virgo Summary

Mercury is racing ahead of the Sun again... So just watch how many of those that we deal with will find themselves getting too far ahead of themselves... And many will commit to plans, activities or "whatever", that will later prove to be unable for them to follow through... Yeah, some will try to walk-back previous statements or promises... We've all seen this a ga-jillion times before... One of the biggest misconceptions in astrology is that Mercury retrogrades are the problem... It's the Mercury racing ahead of the Sun that causes the problems that need to be fixed when Mercury does in fact go retrograde.

Hell, most of you guys have been reading my 'Scopes for 20 years... So you know I am not a doom & gloomer... But when there are strong elements in the chart, I am surely going to bring them up... And right now, we have Saturn about to enter into it's home sign of Capricorn... Try to see it like this... Imagine being away on an extended vacation and you finally get back home... Ahhhh... And then you look around and see what a mess has been made while you were gone... The "hammer" drops and that "DAD" Saturn energy starts to kick in and when that happens, you know things are going to change... Trackin' with me on this?

A good way to envision the Saturn energy would be like those old Dads on the 50's & 60's telly-vision shows... That stern but fair father figure... The Jupiter energy is there to counter-balance Saturn... Jupiter's vibe is easy going, fun and filled with humor... Jupiter has a deeply spiritual side too... That demands honesty and integrity... Jupiter passes judgment but it doesn't administer the corrections or punishments... It leaves that for Saturn when it gets to the point where things have gone too far or is getting out of hand... Sorta-kinda how my Mom would leave it for my Dad too... hehe... (gulp)...

What's the point?...
With Saturn sitting on the cusp of Capricorn, things are going to change dramatically... The rules and laws that were lax before will be tightened down... You'll find that people will be held accountable for their actions and with tougher consequences when they veer off the path... This energy reminds me of the story of "The Emperor's New Clothes"... Where everybody has been going along with the illusion for so long that they've started to believe it... Until someone speaks up and says "The King is bare-assed nekid"... hehe...

Wait, it gets even more intense...
To complicate matters more... Jupiter is retrograde... So all of the things that have been covered up or corrupted will start to be exposed in a major way... But with Jupiter retro, it will be very hard to know what to believe and what not to... One side says this, and the other side says that... But where the major corrections will be seen and felt the hardest will be (in my opinion) in the global economies.

So we may expect the road to get bumpy for a while, but all in all this energy is going to bring back stability, prosperity and growth... That is what both Saturn and the sign of Capricorn sets out to do... So I am pretty optimistic looking further down the road.

That's it for now... Thanks for stoppin' by... I'll talk to you guys in the daily horoscopes...

Keep the Faith... Better Days and Higher Love are comin' soon...

daniel "whelland" dowd

The Weekly Horoscope for Virgo

The weekly horoscope for Virgo is there to bring reform to your personal relationships as it tries to add a lot more "heart and soul" into your interactions... At it's core, this energy tends to be very romantic and passionate, but this energy shows that there are a ga-jillion other factors that are taking place too that has to be considered... The chart resolves when you are living in the moment... Knowing what you need to do and what others are relying upon you to do... Making your plans and then carrying them out... (Bing, Bang, Boom)... hehe... Yes, I know it sounds much easier than it is to do, but that's what the chart says... Besides, magic can happen!!



...Show some Love...


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Today's Astrology Quote of the Day:
It is not in the stars to hold our destiny but in ourselves; we are underlings...
~ William Shakespeare



Daily Tao

Those that attained oneness since ancient times:
The sky attained oneness and thus clarity
The earth attained oneness and thus tranquility
The gods attained oneness and thus divinity
The valley attained oneness and thus abundance
The myriad things attained oneness and thus life
The rulers attained oneness and became the standard for the world
These all emerged from oneness

The sky, lacking clarity, would break apart
The earth, lacking tranquility, would erupt
The gods, lacking divinity, would vanish
The valley, lacking abundance, would wither
Myriad things, lacking life, would be extinct
The rulers, lacking standard, would be toppled

Therefore, the honored uses the lowly as basis
The higher uses the lower as foundation
Thus the rulers call themselves alone, bereft, and unworthy
Is this not using the lowly as basis? Is it not so?
Therefore, the ultimate honor is no honor

Do not wish to be shiny like jade
Be dull like rocks





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TODAY's ASPECTS

Moon Conjunct Mars: Current moment now's emotional nature, moods, feelings, and caring tendencies is always connected and fused together with their will, energy, activity, and aggressive, assertive tendencies. Both parts are prominent in their psyche.



Sun Trine Saturn: Current moment now's spirit, ego, image of self, and sense of aliveness is always in harmony with their part of mind that is disciplined, respectful, and solitary.


Moon Opposite Midheaven: Current moment now's emotional nature, moods, feelings, and caring tendencies opposes and creates tension with their view as seen in the eyes of others, reputation, and social standing. Balance is needed.


Sun Trine Midheaven: Current moment now's spirit, ego, image of self, and sense of aliveness is in harmony with their view as seen in the eyes of others, reputation, and social standing.


Venus Opposite Neptune: Current moment now's creativity, tendencies for affection and calmness, and relationship needs always opposes and creates tension with their intuitive, spiritual, compassionate, psychic nature. Balance is needed.

This Months Aspects


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