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Gunga * Gunga * Lagunga


"The flowing robes, the grace, bald … striking"...
"So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver.
He hauls off and whacks one... Big hitter, the Lama... Long, into a 10,000-foot crevasse...
Right at the base of this glacier...
Do you know what the Lama says?
Gunga galunga... Gunga, gunga-lagunga."

"And I say... Hey Lama... Hey, how about a little something...
...You know, for the effort... You know?"

And he says...
'Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die...
On your deathbed... You will receive total consciousness.'

So I got that goin' for me... Which is nice..."

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