Weekly Horoscope for Capricorn

DECEMBER 21 - JANUARY 20



Song of the Week

Blind man beggin’ for a little crust of bread
Rich lady wonderin’ what the undertaker said
Cell Phones Ringin’ in the Pockets of the Dead
Cell Phones Ringin’ in the Pockets of the Dead
Hey, hey... hey, hey, hey...

Mother Nature’s lookin’ for the hands of Father Time
He’s got ‘em reachin’ for the girl in number nine
She’s readin’ Horoscopes, lookin’ for a Sign
Waitin’ for the Train that’ll take her Down the Line
Hey, hey... hey, hey, hey...

Cell phones ringin’ in the middle of the street
History’s tellin’ stories that a sailor won’t repeat
Believers and infidels are fighting in the heat
While bodies of the innocent are Covered with a Sheet
Hey, hey... hey, hey, hey...

Everybody’s Lookin’ for... What they Cannot Find
I’m down here on Bleeker Street Tryin’ to Read your Mind
Hey, hey... hey, hey, hey...

Santa Claus and Robin-Hood are doin’ what they can
To feed the poor and soak the rich and help their fellow man
While Senators and Congressmen are workin’ on a plan
To get some more Vacation Time to get a Deeper Tan
Hey, hey... hey, hey, hey...

Sheena’s in the jungle tryin’ hard to keep it real
The doctor’s in the ale house tryin’ to cop a feel
The count of Monte Christo wants to make another deal
And Dracula’s in the kitchen and he’s lookin’ for a meal
Hey, hey... hey, hey, hey...

Aristotle’s ridin’ on a ferryboat to Mars
While Juliet is creepin’ through the Closets of the Stars
Romeo is on the run smoking’ blue cigars
Puttin’ cocoa butter on to cover up the Scars
Maggie May and Captain Hook are walkin’ down the aisle
As the President saunters in astride a Crocodile
The Ayatolah swears he is not a Pedophile

And the Right of Man don’t mean a damn here in the Age of Style
Hey, hey... hey, hey, hey...

Cell Phones Ringin’ in the Pockets of the Dead
Cell Phones Ringin’ in the Pockets of the Dead
Hello?... Hello?
Is anybody there?.... Hello?
Cell Phones Ringin’ in the Pockets of the Dead
Cell Phones Ringin’ in the Pockets of the Dead

((( Willie Nile - Cell Phones Ringin’ in the Pockets of the Dead )))



Horoscope Cast for Monday, March 14th, 2011

by daniel "whelland" dowd

Weekly Horoscope for Capricorn Summary

Yeah, I 'spose only someone jerky (like me) would say "I told you about the EarthQuakes" the day before it happened last week, like I did last Thursday... hehehe... But I'm here to tell ya's, that this energy is far from over... The Super-Moon that caused the EarthQuake in Japan doesn't reach it's full strength until Saturday (19th)... So it wouldn't surprise me if there aren't other events that take place!!

It's not just the Super-Moon, but more the fact that there is so much pull/force being exerted upon the Earth by having so many planets all jammed together in such a small area of the chart that's causing the stress & pressure. It's not just the Earth that is affected by this energy either, it will rock each of us in one way or another... But like always, just being aware of it is half the battle... That awareness can cause you to step back & re-think certain words & actions you might later regret.

No doubt, it's crazy out there... In a way, I think people are just becoming totally numb to what is happening... We see these horrific things on the telly and a couple minutes later, the news is over and it's all forgotten... Thank God it didn't happen here is what I've heard people say... But like Willie Nile sings... (naturally, with that edge he has to be from "The Land of Buff")... There are Cell Phones ringing in the Pockets of the Dead!. Don't worry though... Our leaders have a plan and will get it going right after their vacations...

I'm tellin' ya Moon-Doggies... I am feelin' this... And that means there is a whole lot more to it than what you are hearing... This transit is far from over and we haven't even gotten into the real "Power Cycle" of it yet... (that doens't happen until later in the week)... It's not just the Earth-Quake, but it's just as much as the world's reaction to it that matters... Those aren't body counts & statistics laying on the ground... It reminds us how one minute we can be the "King of it All" and the next have everything we own pulled out from under us.

Become a new Site Member... Perhaps think of what the Bigger Message the universe might be trying to share with you... Whatever... It's late... I'm tired...

Keep the Faith... Better Days & Higher Love are comin' soon...

daniel "whelland" dowd

With the planets activating your 3rd & 4th Houses, the energy is trying to lead you towards prosperity, wealth & abundance but there is also a childish characteristic that tends to cause you to rebel against the wisdom of your own inner voice... This can also be about wanting things that you know inside will make you miserable... That's why the chaos factor is so strong right now... it's intentions is to shake, rattle & roll you back into common sense & logic.

This week's chart is about putting your creative mind to work in ways that you can personally prosper. That means getting past any "reasons or excuses" that might be holding you back. There is a certain feeling you'll feel when you know you're on the right path (and when you step off of it)... You're expected to take the lead... If others want to keep up with you great, if not, you must move forward as there is no turning back with chart energy like this. Grow!!



...Show some Love...


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Today's Astrology Quote of the Day:
The signs of the zodiac are karmic patterns; the planets are the looms; the will is the weaver...
~ Author Unknown



Daily Tao

Those who are on tiptoes cannot stand
Those who straddle cannot walk
Those who flaunt themselves are not clear
Those who presume themselves are not distinguished
Those who praise themselves have no merit
Those who boast about themselves do not last

Those with the Tao call such things leftover food or tumors
They despise them
Thus, those who possesses the Tao do not engage in them





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TODAY's ASPECTS

Moon Trine Mars: Current moment now's emotional nature, moods, feelings, and caring tendencies is always in harmony with their will, energy, activity, and aggressive, assertive tendencies.



Ascendant Square Midheaven: Current moment now's personality and outward appearance, as projected to the world is irreconcilably in conflict with their view as seen in the eyes of others, reputation, and social standing. Adaptation is required by both sides.


Moon Trine Jupiter: Current moment now's emotional nature, moods, feelings, and caring tendencies is always in harmony with their enthusiastic, faithful, wise, expansive, spontaneous nature.


Moon Sextile Venus: Current moment now's emotional nature, moods, feelings, and caring tendencies has much opportunity for growth, exchange, and harmony in relation with their creativity, tendencies for affection and calmness, and relationship needs.


Mars Conjunct Jupiter: Current moment now's will, energy, activity, and aggressive, assertive tendencies is always connected and fused together with their enthusiastic, faithful, wise, expansive, spontaneous nature. Both parts are prominent in their psyche.

This Months Aspects


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