Weekly Horoscope for Cancer ♋


(June 21 - July 22)
Horoscope Cast for: Monday, August 31st, 2020

by daniel "whelland" dowd

Song of the Week

I'm so worried about what's happening today...
...In the Middle East you know
I'm so worried about the baggage retrieval system they've got at Heathrow

I'm so worried about the fashions today...
...I don't think they're good for your feet
And I'm so worried about the shows on TV...
...That sometimes they want to repeat

I'm so worried about what's happening today you know
And I'm worried about the baggage retrieval system they've got at Heathrow

I'm so worried about my hair falling out...
...And the state of the world today
And I'm so worried about being so full of doubt about everything anyway

I'm so worried about Modern Technology...
...I'm so worried about all things that they dump in the Sea
I'm so worried about it, worried about it...
...Worried, worried, worried...

I'm so worried about everything that can go wrong...
...I'm so worried about whether people like this song

I'm so worried about this very next verse...
...It isn't the best I've got
And I'm so worried about whether I should go on...
...Or whether I shouldn't just stop

I'm so worried about whether I ought to have stopped
And I'm so worried because it's the sort of thing I ought to know
I'm so worried about the baggage retrieval system they've got at Heathrow

I'm so worried about whether or not I should have stopped then...
...I'm so worried that I'm driving everyone 'round the bend
I'm worried about the baggage retrieval system they've got at Heathrow

((( Monty Python - I'm So Worried )))




Today's Horoscope Summary...


Today I Start my Life Anew...
Wow... What a road it's been over the past few months... Each of us will look back at this time later on, and scratch our heads and wonder if all this really happened... hehe... Sorta like takin' bad drugs without even takin' any of 'em... hehe... It does teach us a lesson though... That everybody gets knocked down from time to time... (it happens)... But the real trick is to be able to get back up again and learn from the experience.

With these current planetary alignments, there is, and will be, a radical changes in terms of 'Income Equality' in the near future... (Jupiter/Pluto/Saturn in Capricorn)... Astrologically, it means 'Reaping what you Deserve or Earned'... The big difference now, is that there will be a lot more opportunities for advancements that haven't been there in decades.

The biggest changes will be that those in positions of power and influence will not be able to 'get away with' what they have in the past... (Technology and the Aquarian Information Age is catching up to them)... We are already seeing many starting to be held accountable... I 'Spose in a way, you can look at this time as a 'Global Astrological Reset' that is taking place... Welcome to the Age of Aquarius.

When you can find the humor in it all, that's when you'll be on track.

That's it for now... I'll talk to you guys in the Daily 'Scopes...

Keep the Faith... Better Days and Higher Love are comin' soon...

daniel "whelland" dowd


The Weekly Horoscope for Cancer...




The weekly horoscope for Cancer has a very powerful emotional edge to it right now... While the other signs would struggle with this kind of energy, this is the exact kind of transit that will be super beneficial to you because it raises your psychic and intuitive abilities to their highest levels... You can 'feel' what is needed to be said and done... The key to this is makind damn sure that you treat others with balance and respect at all times!!


...Show some Love...


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Your Daily Tao

Do not glorify the achievers
So the people will not squabble
Do not treasure goods that are hard to obtain
So the people will not become thieves
Do not show the desired things
So their hearts will not be confused

Thus the governance of the sage:
Empties their hearts
Fills their bellies
Weakens their ambitions
Strengthens their bones

Let the people have no cunning and no greed
So those who scheme will not dare to meddle

Act without contrivance
And nothing will be beyond control