Daily Horoscope for Cancer

Horoscope Cast for Friday, August 13th, 2021

by daniel "whelland" dowd

Daily Horoscope for Cancer Summary

Friday the 13th..!! (spooky music plays)... hehe...

For most of us, if someone didn't mention it we probably wouldn't have even noticed that it was Friday the 13th... hehe... But because most astrologers are kinda mutants, we would notice Sun, Mercury, Mars and Venus are in the sign of Virgo right now... It's a strange kind of energy... (how is that for being diplomatic?)... hehe... Twisted Humor, but ya gotta understand I am surrounded by Virgo's... I love 'em... but they can make ya crazy too... hehe... (you know the language I'm talkin')... hehe..

Work with me on this...
Ya see, my brothers and sisters are smart... (real smart)... Valerie used to call 'em "Jeopardy Smart" cause they would know the answers that 'normies' like 'us' would never know... Teachers at my school told me I have a super high IQ... I was more interested in ummm... Good times and girls... To this day, I never have been able to 'figger out' the girl mind... It's like wackyville... hehe... Marian's family is super smart too... Bill (RIP) was NASA's 'Man of the Year'... (fixed the hubble space telescope)...

This is probably a really lousy horoscope to read... hehe... There is truth hidden in it though... Ya cannot be so afraid of dyin' that you fail to live, love largely... (simple huh?)... I'm not braggin'... (if anything I am down-playin' it)... But for some unknown reason, my brothers and sisters are some of the smartest people on the planet... And they are also the screw-balls you would love to party with too... Cause they don't take it too seriously... Don't take life too seriously... (wink)....

That's it for now... I'll talk to you guys tomorrow...
Keep the Faith... Better Days and Higher Love are comin' soon...

daniel "whelland" dowd

The Daily Horoscope for Cancer

The daily horoscope for Cancer has that kind of vibe where you (and others) know you are awesome and have everything 'covered'... hehe... This is great energy for career and financial matters... The right things have a way of showin' up for you... Like always with retrogrades, there is no room to compromise on your personal standards... That excellence makes everything possible.

...Show some Love...

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daily horoscopes:

( Red = Fire ) * ( Green = Earth ) * ( Purple=Air ) * ( Blue = Water )
Aries  Taurus  Gemini  Cancer  Leo  Virgo 

Libra  Scorpio  Sagittarius  Capricorn  Aquarius  Pisces 

weekly horoscopes:

  ( Red = Cardinal ) ( Green = Fixed ) ( Blue = Mutable )
  Aries  Taurus  Gemini  Cancer  Leo  Virgo 

Libra  Scorpio  Sagittarius  Capricorn  Aquarius  Pisces 

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Today's Astrology Quote of the Day:
I've studied astrology for many, many years, and I feel like it's an incredibly challenging art...
~ Lynn Collins

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Daily Tao

Nothing in the world is softer or weaker than water
Yet nothing is better at overcoming the hard and strong
This is because nothing can replace it

That the weak overcomes the strong
And the soft overcomes the hard
Everybody in the world knows
But cannot put into practice

Therefore sages say:
The one who accepts the humiliation of the state
Is called its master
The one who accepts the misfortune of the state
Becomes king of the world
The truth seems like the opposite

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